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Name Dane Cook

Location: Here

Web: http://DaneCook.com

Bio: Laughter Enthusiast & Vernacular Pimp

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HBO 2nite Vicious Circle my debut comedy event!

8:06 PM Mar 13th

In NYC 2nite. Headed over 2 SNL 2 hang & watch show. Bumped in2 Hader & Wigg b4 dress rehersal. Look 4ward 2 nxt hosting gig.

6:51 PM Mar 13th

In my attic I have a Kmart velvet iron grey double-breasted suit. I keep it in case Im drafted into a war in space & I need moon camouflage.

5:17 AM Mar 13th

Any1 that doesn't have children yet refers 2 something as being soft as a babies bottom is a fucking creepy molester.

7:39 PM Mar 12th

If I take a pregnant pause during a conversation b/c I forgot what I was saying is that a misquery?

6:28 PM Mar 12th

Fuck u if u cant take a joke. However, if u can take a joke, well, _______________. #FinishThis I'll RT w/a shoutout 2 best.

4:41 PM Mar 12th

http://twitpic.com/1870af - Interesting list. Watchout sports nuts Jesus is pissed at u! Yo pedophiles, rapists & serial killers take a knee

4:31 PM Mar 12th

I love lifes random moments. Especially when they r planned, discussed internally, scheduled, finalized & overseen.

3:40 PM Mar 12th

You can't go uphill thinking downhill thoughts.

10:45 AM Mar 9th

RT @HeatVisionBlog : new 'Tron Legacy' trailer http://bit.ly/cugAf2 -- Between this & IM2 Im back2geekmode

1:44 AM Mar 9th